Tuesday 15 January 2008

World Taxi



My friend was going to buy karizma(85k on road price ex-delhi showroom) but now he has delayed his plans the reason TATA nano(1,15k on road ex delhi showroom) will be rolling on the streets in September. I pity on him because of the conflicting dreams of two very magnanimous natured persons Shamu and Mr. Ratan Tata; now you will also pity on my friend.

The tata’s much awaited dream has been accomplished by 500 potential engineers team.

But precisely Mr. Ratan Tata wanted (as he says),”I don’t want to see the Indian families risking their lives on a scooter loaded with husband, wife, children and green vegetables on ill trafficked Indian roads”, everybody heard to it and so did my shamu and look how cute and contemplative my shamu is.

The next night, shamu (the auto rikshaw driver) had a dream of buying a NANO and just have a look at how he interpreted the dream of mr. tata.

Shamu dreaming—I will buy a nano than I will not let any of the families in banaras city to drive a scooter and risk their lives on roads and I will offer my new tata nano TAXI and will serve them and this way I and Mr. tata will change the state of the state.

Now, if this will be the future of nano than GOD knows what tata and shamu are over to.

But one thing is for sure that if we declare Tata Nano to be the big size taxi of India and world than there will be lot of good things that shall happen.

  1. of course TATA’s will makes bourses by selling millions of nano’s and the money won’t be nano for sure……….the Americans would say,” what the f**k man $2500 is this free or what”. Just imagine yar the first time you are standing on south hall hempton and calling for taxi…... and nano comes in front of you, how Indian it would feel.
  2. Goose, we will not have to suffer in those omni’s, feat’s, f**kin autos which have hand kicks.

and those stupid environmentalists should know this that it follows EURO-2 norms which I don’t think omni, feat and ofcourse auto doesn’t until you feed them with CNG.

But sorry to Mr. TATA first sumo, then indica, then indigo, and NOW NANO

TATA is for sure the TAXI TYCOON.

Note : shamu is a fiction character so, please don't recognize yourself as him.

Signing off

karun

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

yaaaaaa...if shamu's dream comes true...than dat'll prove Tata's cars history[taxi].i m waitin for d day when it's diesel version will come.i m sure dat day all shamu's brothers will also start think about it[nano as world taxi].But Ratan Tata what'll happen to ur dream.it's great to c nano everywhere on roads.cheap n luxury ............

Rahul Priyedarshi said...

Even if Shammu manages to buy a Nano with his hard earned(forget about all the thugi and flouting of traffic rules by him, for the time being) money ,then also he won't really be able to put mummy,puppa and chunnu with a basket of vegetables on his back seat. With a mileage of 35 kmpl Auto rickshaws are here to stay.
I totally agree that nano will be used as taxi but will the taxi be used in place of ubiquitous autos (or aato,tempo, rickshaw or whatever) is something I doubt.

Unknown said...

Well my loved, i without any offense to you just want to deliver to you my feelings right from my heart which are very original(which many donno believe it can be):When you call for a taxi in America and an indian as cab driver appears, then where is the so self-created pride of Indianness gone. Donot worry wbout Nano dude! It is for South East market eyed by Tata,and will never ever reach America at such a low cost.Even if it becomes a taxi,it is not a big deal.Tata knows that the market will divide in 2-3 years when cheaper products arrive. So, it is there for 3 years at max.Then,another point that the bookings already are so high that Taxiwallahs cannot buy right now owing to congestion atleast this year. So, your point doesnot stand for this year.
But, don't be angry at me .Tum mere bhai ho and i want to talk very straight to you especially.It was a nice piece of writing with fictional characters indeed.Gotta learn from u. Take care and give us more blogs to fight on.

karun mittal said...

thanx sir fr ur comment..........always welcome ur critics n ur applauds........thanx again