placements with replacements

sorry for jeopardizing the trust which many companies have in students of my college.so let's talk something about ridiculously loving thing called campus placements. It's not my disgust being shown off when i say "ridiculously loving thing" but it's the truth and truth is greater than fiction, so you got it, it's not fiction. The topic can be obscure to some but for a guy of my college it's just the replacement in placement called DUMMY and of course increased magnitude could yield to PROXY.So let's start this jaunty which i am sure will be more exciting and thrilling then siachen's and everest's.
In college we call it D-day to some it's doom day,some say it's judgment day but i say it "DOG" day as 'har kutte ka din aata hai'and on this day nobody shows resilience after being called a dog:lucky dog. And when municipality lorry[CTS192(NO.plate)] comes to catch these lucky dogs everybody wants to become that 1st lucky dog to be caught by lorrymen (unusual,on behalf of dogs) of course modus operandi usuually consists of 3-4 rounds.
Now let's get into tangible intricacies till i don't get bored.......
Dawn of the Dead sorry 'DOG' starts with a belief "aaj chak de, kuch kariye....."
and now starts the developments which are the part of process called baptism of Dog into Lucky Dog.First knock on the door of the most witted ,wise friend's door and shout after yelling abuses and then with a tick remembering "abe ye to mera AAJ ka BEST FRIEND hai" then after the first authenticated prima facie(ass-lip lock)-----"bhai tu aage se solve kariyo mein peeche se chalu karunga, now after taking a bath(strange for likes of enggs,dogs) now looking at heaven's and conferring about confirmation of offer letter.Now, heading towards Fcuk-16 and the hotchpotch starts for arranging the damn 4-6 chairs with assured intimacy between them.Mr.D or dummy,oozing smug, not on time, of course, moving like a bandit desparado, loosing breath, sits, shakes and says,"i m dying man it's too hot out here" failing the law of nature Pressure directly proportional to temperature........explanation:Dog feeling 100KPa pressure then also shivering but great Mr.D-0KPa pressure feels hot(disgusting). Now, after the announcement of last instruction:"Please return your answer key before leaving the hall"........hehehe......countdown begins, trusting the wisdom of wise, witty and CYNICAL Mr.D answering begins.Mr.D, the coolest hunk, who is riding the 'chariot of cheat' as a charlatan, of course, pretends to have topped the charts of Forbes 200 list of Cheaters.........and on that day i felt "sala 1 dummy 10 kutton ko pass karva sakta hai".
Now, situation after exam Dog very silent and Mr.D bolstering the authenticity of Forbes saying "sala 15min mein 30 saval batae".
Results are out,you have cleared the written exam and if the conference with GOD in morning was an affirmative one you will be the Lucky Dog.............
In my next blog i am going to tell you about many of my interview experiences and my favorite with me as Mr. D, can you believe it ,not in written exam but in an interview,it's not surreal and if you will ask Mr.AK he will say it's surely real.
With Cheers to Mr. AK for having a much expected job under his belly(big 1).
Signing Off
Karun