World Taxi

My friend was going to buy karizma(85k on road price ex-delhi showroom) but now he has delayed his plans the reason TATA nano(1,15k on road ex delhi showroom) will be rolling on the streets in September. I pity on him because of the conflicting dreams of two very magnanimous natured persons Shamu and Mr. Ratan Tata; now you will also pity on my friend.

The tata’s much awaited dream has been accomplished by 500 potential engineers team.

But precisely Mr. Ratan Tata wanted (as he says),”I don’t want to see the Indian families risking their lives on a scooter loaded with husband, wife, children and green vegetables on ill trafficked Indian roads”, everybody heard to it and so did my shamu and look how cute and contemplative my shamu is.

The next night, shamu (the auto rikshaw driver) had a dream of buying a NANO and just have a look at how he interpreted the dream of mr. tata.

Shamu dreaming—I will buy a nano than I will not let any of the families in banaras city to drive a scooter and risk their lives on roads and I will offer my new tata nano TAXI and will serve them and this way I and Mr. tata will change the state of the state.

Now, if this will be the future of nano than GOD knows what tata and shamu are over to.

But one thing is for sure that if we declare Tata Nano to be the big size taxi of India and world than there will be lot of good things that shall happen.

1. of course TATA’s will makes bourses by selling millions of nano’s and the money won’t be nano for sure……….the Americans would say,” what the f**k man $2500 is this free or what”. Just imagine yar the first time you are standing on south hall hempton and calling for taxi…... and nano comes in front of you, how Indian it would feel.
2. Goose, we will not have to suffer in those omni’s, feat’s, f**kin autos which have hand kicks.

and those stupid environmentalists should know this that it follows EURO-2 norms which I don’t think omni, feat and ofcourse auto doesn’t until you feed them with CNG.

But sorry to Mr. TATA first sumo, then indica, then indigo, and NOW NANO

TATA is for sure the TAXI TYCOON.

Note : shamu is a fiction character so, please don't recognize yourself as him.

Signing off

karun

CRICOPHOBIA......yes i deserve

This blog is dedicated to all the tata sky viewers(isko laga dala to life jhinga lala!!!!!) watching aus vs india……

From a long time I wanted to hit hard on the spinal cord of cricket viewers who feel pride when watching the game of cricket (I will illustrate you why)…..then go on to increase the spectrum of my hits.

People…no no THE people really boast a lot about our cricket very sorry sacred cricket, religious cricket,

And these pious Indians say that we have our cricket as whites have their football. They can really boast about it but the joints which are widening the cesspool should be taken into immediate consideration and being an engineer I want to bring those into limelight before the ditch opens completely.

So here we go, say there is a IND vs Pak match on MONDAY,10a.m.…….60% of the foolish junta including you and me is being punctual for the nth time(value of n depends on the no. of times matches like this are being shown on television)………have a look at the gravity of the situation……fanaticism is of this order that junta includes the people that should only be concerned about inclusive growth are included, the dalals are bidding with cricket, the youth are playing with future for cricket, many mothers are feeding to cricket rather than children, and gowdiya junta of course is worried about dhoni’s new hair style, and some gavaars praying for sachin’s excellence over zero. And the educated ones are spending Rs3 for airtel live scoreboard…..and the rest of people that includes the radicals, criticals and extremists of faltuism have spreaded their legs on casted couches, no remarks for them because they have no work left on this Small planet India. And the things got deserted till the dawn changed the times(I can very easily make those remarks because I have read the news where people have destroyed their televisions, indulged in quarrels and even trying suicide after watching the clichéd Indian defeat).

But after all the attempt to demean cricket and its viewers and an attempt to elongate the blog I have come to the conclusion part;

In the court of law is cricket facing the truth……….

The prosecution has two major allegations which cannot be challenged by defense.

My lord, the game was played MONDAY....MONDAY my lord monday

and second my lord the game was 10am to 5pm(working hours) conference...(i may never know the reason,why?????)....why my lord why.....

Just jiggle your mind to have a better look on these two objections and you will also know everything about the much hyped version of Indian sports which is trying to achieve much more than it’s major shot i.e. entertainment.

And now switch on the t.v. to watch football or soccer the premier leagues English, Spanish(I don’t know much as I am also Indian ) the maximum no. of matches are played on weekends that too in happy hours or the wee-wee time of nights.

Now I feel good and can act well……..Whola I have won the case…….cheers to me…..but the winning is awaited till we seriously take an action against this because mind it the story is same to the story of allergic person having deodorant and smell at the same time.

In the end one thought is coming to my mind,”life begins to end when you keep quiet on matters that matter”…..actually I don’t remember the exact lines but the sense is same for me.

Cheers

Signing off

karun