This blog is dedicated to all the tata sky viewers(isko laga dala to life jhinga lala!!!!!) watching aus vs
From a long time I wanted to hit hard on the spinal cord of cricket viewers who feel pride when watching the game of cricket (I will illustrate you why)…..then go on to increase the spectrum of my hits.
People…no no THE people really boast a lot about our cricket very sorry sacred cricket, religious cricket,
And these pious Indians say that we have our cricket as whites have their football. They can really boast about it but the joints which are widening the cesspool should be taken into immediate consideration and being an engineer I want to bring those into limelight before the ditch opens completely.
So here we go, say there is a IND vs Pak match on MONDAY,10a.m.…….60% of the foolish junta including you and me is being punctual for the nth time(value of n depends on the no. of times matches like this are being shown on television)………have a look at the gravity of the situation……fanaticism is of this order that junta includes the people that should only be concerned about inclusive growth are included, the dalals are bidding with cricket, the youth are playing with future for cricket, many mothers are feeding to cricket rather than children, and gowdiya junta of course is worried about dhoni’s new hair style, and some gavaars praying for sachin’s excellence over zero. And the educated ones are spending Rs3 for airtel live scoreboard…..and the rest of people that includes the radicals, criticals and extremists of faltuism have spreaded their legs on casted couches, no remarks for them because they have no work left on this Small planet India. And the things got deserted till the dawn changed the times(I can very easily make those remarks because I have read the news where people have destroyed their televisions, indulged in quarrels and even trying suicide after watching the clichéd Indian defeat).
But after all the attempt to demean cricket and its viewers and an attempt to elongate the blog I have come to the conclusion part;
In the court of law is cricket facing the truth……….
The prosecution has two major allegations which cannot be challenged by defense.
My lord, the game was played MONDAY....MONDAY my lord monday
and second my lord the game was
Just jiggle your mind to have a better look on these two objections and you will also know everything about the much hyped version of Indian sports which is trying to achieve much more than it’s major shot i.e. entertainment.
And now switch on the t.v. to watch football or soccer the premier leagues English, Spanish(I don’t know much as I am also Indian ) the maximum no. of matches are played on weekends that too in happy hours or the wee-wee time of nights.
Now I feel good and can act well……..Whola I have won the case…….cheers to me…..but the winning is awaited till we seriously take an action against this because mind it the story is same to the story of allergic person having deodorant and smell at the same time.
In the end one thought is coming to my mind,”life begins to end when you keep quiet on matters that matter”…..actually I don’t remember the exact lines but the sense is same for me.
Cheers
Signing off
karun
10 comments:
..........u hv very well tried to put comments on the people who watch cricket......bt i think u don't hv the word "PASSION" in your dictionary .......people watch is it for their interest and love 4 the game ....max'm proportion of the population don'nt watch other games....why?????they don't love it...that is the case dude.......also as everyone knows fight is among those who love each other so i think you also have some passion 4 it in some part of your heart.....otherwise you wouldn't hv given your so called "PRECIOUS" time on this blog.....
Good try but in vain :), u cannot tell INDIANS what they shud do...and what they shudn, specially on a matter like this...so take a chill pill, njoy the matches, and if possible, try to do what u have written here... set an example for people to follow, if even one person starts doing as u wrote...u definitely have won the case my dear... :)
nice dude so u wrote something from ur heart and it is rightly said that u write what u feel ....pata nahi ki next time to kab likhega aur kab mujhe cooment likhne ka mauka milga so i m trying to give u my coomnets for life time ...firstly i hope u are not targeting me or our branch or only those who claim to know u ....u never think so small so janu dont use higlish(hindi +english)...it is not taking u where u deserve to be .....when u r writng u should target the best writer u have ever read ...he can only appause ur ideas if ur langusge apeal him.....nad janu life is not as bad a place u think it is and peolpe not as against u as u say ....this is not the stuff u are born for ....i know that both of us believe that best success stories r written by people who went against the world ...but u missed a note written after the margin of page ....THEY KNEW WHERE THEY WERE GOING ...so jaan this is not u r ....and problem should not hamper ur atitude ...nyways its u who says ....LIFE IS BUMPY ROAD ......add to it , IT SHALL PASS.
quite predictable from karun's side this kind of blog..mr karun i thing u jus stop doin ny kind of entertaintment thru media..coz u cant define passion...merely writin this blog doesnt makes u feel mature enough to decide the fate of a game which is a passion of millions,billions,trillions...but nywaz a nice blog to end with..atleast in india there r some persons who r inspired by chak de india...[:)]..gr8
quite predictable from karun's side this kind of blog..mr karun i thing u jus stop doin ny kind of entertaintment thru media..coz u cant define passion...merely writin this blog doesnt makes u feel mature enough to decide the fate of a game which is a passion of millions,billions,trillions...but nywaz a nice blog to end with..atleast in india there r some persons who r inspired by chak de india...[:)]..gr8
You have hit them in the face man!! but..the spinal chord is still intact ;-)
nice blog
i love you rahul......thanx....
:)hahahaha
Representing the defense, to the chief justice of the court of law.....
My Lord, my friend in his case has ignored two very important points - Pleasure in life...and love for the beloved...When the bouncer makes that whoooooooshhhhhh near the batsman's ears....when Shoaib comes sprinting at express speed...when we hear the sound of contact between bat and the ball (may be that's one of the best sounds for us)....it gives us pleasure...immense...and spending time in getting pleasure is no offense My Lord....some people get it in smoking a cigarette...some in watching an SRK or Aamir flick first day...or some in doing blogging/orkutting....but we feel it in watching our beloved game from the core of our heart...yes, it is our love, our passion...if I say that a man loves an India-Pak encounter more than his real beloved (wife for most cases)...its no fiction but a fact...whether the Indian team wins or the Aussies triumph...its the action which is driving us....no one is being compelled...sometimes work comes before love...but whenever there is a chance...I, as a representative of cricket lovers, am sure we will never miss the action on the field...test or ODI or T20...Cricket rocks!!! See you in Perth guys!!!
a)Europeans are much more passionate about their sport than Indians. Cue the number of riots that take place in international events.
b)Cricket is one popular international game where we can claim to be among the best in the world
c)India would lose a very vital common platform but for cricket. It is the one thing that gets a guy from Chhapra and somebody from Kancheepuram talking.
d)It is a damn good reason not to be attending boring lectures :-)
if u can discuss abt shahrukh's six pack & his cool dude looks, then why cant dhoni's fans abt him!!!!!!
....nd as stated above also, its love & passion of indians for cricket nd nothing else that makes cricket a religion in this country.
even the foreign cricketers who hv visited india hv always praised such high spirit of ours...so its better to feel proud for what we r....nd its not necessary that everytime we hv to follow or ape everything that western countries do.
If soccer lies in their heart, then, cricket is our soul!!!
secondly, dont try to be a prosecutor & judgmental at the same time and then declaring urself as winner.
So, the hearing is still going on, MY LORD, ......
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