that is why i always say "Indians are gr8"

This blog is solemnly dedicated to my loving countrymen who are immaculate in outperforming those who cannot compete with them. By writing this type of blog i dont want to pose as an perfectly pious,elite gentleman rather i am surely a hypocrite in this context and the context can be thought in the form of thinking:-
Have you ever thought why many indians won't mind giving bribes?
because than, what the statisticians who calculate the piling bribery chronicles will do(unemployed,which we surely don't want).
Have you ever thought why many indians won't think once before taking bribes?
Because than,for what for the 'SANSANI' people will hanker for and why would CCTV cameras be sold (unemloyed,which we surely don't want).
Have you ever thought why many thousands multiplied by thousands of indian youth (romeos & majnus) tease girls and pass comments?
Because they appreciate the beauty + how would the girls know that they are beautiful(reason is noble enough).
Have you ever thought why Indians waste so much of electricity?
Because we want the villagers to enjoy candle light dinners( romantic na) +we also think about the jute and carpet industry 'pankha' making labour(unemployed,which we surely don't want).
Have you ever thought why Indians waste so much of water?
Because than what will the Nagar nigam's water supplying tankers do(unemloyed, which we surely don't want).
Have you ever thought why Indians produce so many children?
Because 1.children are God's gift and we are greedy 2.more no. of working hands 3.it's the matter of retaining the position in the list of 'Most populated countries'.
Have you ever thought why maximum of the Indians don't care about dustbins?
because than what the impeccable blend of indian sweepers do(unemployed,which we surely don't want).
Have you ever thought why many Indian men stand tall like dogs and piss anywhere and feel like tigers?
Because Lions don't give a hoot to the jungle(they roar).
Have you ever thought why many Indians spit anywhere in the periphery of could have been survivable places(now the pauperized poor use them as ass asylums)?
Because than what "CRYING GOD's" tears or rains will do.
I can go on like this & give you 100's of examples of these ironical sarcasms which make indians like me feel uneasy but i believe that you have got the essence of the blog.
Now the main point is that if we have TAJ mahal so beautiful in Agra then why
can't we spread that panaromic seducing beauty and neatness to whole of agra.
Taj is a makbara and our homes are the places where living people live and if we can make a makbara synonym for heaven than why can't our houses, 'the homes'.
Everybody knows that even moon is not spotless. Every nation has it's problems but they are opaque and indian problems are transparent enough.
India is a great land and together we all can make it heaven(of living people) so that next time when bollywood stars think of shooting abroad they should think twice,and the 'Brain Drain class' of India shouldn't make living conditions an excuse for their drainage.
you might find all these things really to small to be given a hoot to like may be an ant but an ant can make an elephant sneeze and ultimately shake the heavenly body.So, please give a mental response to all these things because we only 'THE CITIZENS' together can and will make a difference.
Because, I,karun mittal ,mentally insane, confess all these activities (still bachelor) to have done in my life and will never do that again, this is the only thing that germany has taught me.